Mchat Hall of Fame

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Earlier this kid put two Chinese restaurants on the phone with each other. That shit was hilarious.

It was like “and yo orda?!”
…“yes we do orda! What do you have?” … “what YOH orda?!”

[ol'twospoons]

You gonna be thinkin about Travis Scott shadow demons when you’re 68 years old and you’re eatin fucken balls of clay in a ditch in a loincloth? Prolly…if ur lucky.

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9th Grader Wisdom: “I’m not doing my assignments because I’ll probably get blown up in Afghanistan anyways.”

Too late, bud.

Does he know the war is over?

Nope, I didn’t wanna ruin his ambitions.

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Cringe ASMR is only useful as a psychological weapon. Imagine listen to that 24h a day for like a week. You'd walk out a weirdo in no time.

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When I’m looking for signs of successful people, I look for major signs of ceiling and upper wall damage- people who are moving up socially tend to damage their living spaces higher up, because of their trajectory for success.

[AdamZane]

Projared's only crime was being horny on main while looking like sid the sloth

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I’m worried someone may have tampered with LA Beast’s anal safety seal somewhere around this haircut era.

[AdamZane]

TV is ass, going in to a household where it's on is like going in to a room with like a summoning circle inside which a constantly-metamorphing demon is rotating in space, pulsating, successively growing and shedding mass, scales, fur, skin, bug eyes, regular eyes etc. and people are just ignoring it

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Actually, she was probably potty-trained very young. And also learned to be quiet and shut up and always mimic mommy's distant moods very young as well

Being a good parent is letting the rest of the world do the traumatizing for you

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He got positive karma from suffering a finger injury. By stealing he just equalized his karma in order to preserve the yin and yang balance.

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If racial justice is really important I wonder why people only protest and riot in the Summer when the weather is nice and the women are dressed sexy-style