Mchat Hall of Fame

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If you consume enough media you just become gex irl

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The Bamasaurus Margeradactyl was the only hominoid species in existence during the Heroic age. Researchers documented the species ability to kick flip and gay rail tricks. The Bamasaurus Margeradactyl had a socio-behavioral tendency to oversell all bumps and falls. The species is now unfortunately extinct due to crystal methamphetamine and fireball mini-bottles.

[SpaceLions]

It’s a baller period of time to be a crackhead, no doubt.

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One time, I was working on a car lot and one of the used car salesman got fired and he got super pissed/ screaming and cussing everybody out in the office (which was a double wide trailer), so everybody just went outside and smoked. Right before he left while he was momentarily alone inside, he stone cold took a shit on the floor/ no wipe and then bounced out, thug lyfe style. Everybody there was fucking and on drugs. A lady got fired for drinking hair spray on the job.

“Lady if you keep drinking that damn hairspray you’re gonna wind up with a hole in your fucken ozone layer one day n die.”

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I wonder how her fiance even found her. Maybe he just hangs out around hospitals a lot, looking for the perfect girl

[AdamZane]

There’s a reason why they call me Fuckasaurus Sex.

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I like his stuff because it feels like a harmless throwback to like..."Zeitgeist"-era conspiracy chatter. Listening to black supremacist podcasts is a low-stress guilt-free alternative to listening to white supremacist podcasts

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Last year my mother told me the earth is very small due to pale blue dot theory advanced by accomplished apple-pientist carl sagan, so I spent the better part of an afternoon convincing her of what I referred to as the Large Earth Theory, which proposes that the earth is in fact very large, spanning many thousands of miles at its circumference

Filled up her inbox with a bunch of shithead facts like number of gallons in the ocean and punctuating it with remarks like "Wow - that's a lot! ". If anybody tells a Brainiac that the earth is small & insignificant, I recommend doing the same

Memorizing Earth facts to own the Pale-Blue-Dot-tards

Then when they say the galaxy is probably bigger ask them for some numbers off-top...they'll be speechless

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I was in a nasty ass trap house one time and I noticed they had a copy of Malibu’s Most Wanted but they didn’t have a TV or a DVD player.

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tfw u might bout to be getting away with shooting the DP who wouldnt fuck you